tit cruncher

A man (or woman) who usually bites on a woman's boob so hard it almost crunches in his mouth.

Susan had to have her left boob repaired thanks to her tit cruncher of a husband, rob.

by TitCruncher August 26, 2019

Rough Tits

When something sucks, or is unfortunate. Also used to describe when something is hard or difficult.

"Dude I broke my legs yesterday"
"Both of them? Rough tits man"

"Bro my teacher moved up our test, I haven't even studied"
"Duuude rough tits, I can't help you review I flunked that class"

by Colyat September 10, 2019

fugazi tits

Fake tits

Check out those fugazi tits to your 6

by schissler September 18, 2017

boat tits

Big natural tits that slope down and out by design and almost resemble the bow of a wooden boat

Man, check out the boat tits on Rachel! I wish I could set sail with those boobies!

by have a little October 16, 2017

tits on a turtle

Someone who is basically useless

She is basically tits on a turtle

by Curly March 22, 2017

Eskimo Tits

Alternative definition of esketit

I’m about to get high! Eskimo tits!

by This long May 10, 2018

tit nigga

Tit nigga " a person who who can't get a girl friend and has man tits""

Don :Hey did u see Josh he got his fat ass rejected by Felicia.

Joey: yes he is such a "tit nigga"

by Zlovato13 August 14, 2016