portuguese penis

Usually have a huge penis. Known around the world for the dicks. They are 3rd in the world in average size. The republic of congo is number 1 and number 2 ks ghana

Damn he hes portuguese. His portuguese Penis is huge!

by Thekilaaaaaaa January 5, 2014

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Penis Colada

The name of the load a woman swallows the night after her man spent the entire day drinking pineapple juice.

her: who drank all the goddamn pineapple juice?
Him: don't worry babe I made you a penis colada.

by ElSenorDuke November 21, 2014

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penis breath

A state of oral being in which the aroma of the mouth is equal to that of a penis. Usually accompanied by excessive oral insertion of the penis.

After going down on her boyfriend for 3 hours without pause, julie has a bad case of penis breath.

by John X April 24, 2003

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penis clit

A humongus clit that hangs down so that it looks like a mini penis.

I fucked Judy last night, & damn! That girl has a penis clit! I was giving her head & it was bouncing around!

by Va-jay-jay September 2, 2006

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penis demon

The self-conscious mind of your penis that becomes erect, makes you incredibly uncomfortable, and floods your mind with nasty thoughts of masturbation to make the erection disappear.

Sally: Do you debate on whether to masturbate or not?
John: i dont even debate
John: i was just like eff no, get away from me you penis demon

by ashin999 October 3, 2011

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Lucy's Penis

The sort of penis nobody wants to see. Always small, never erect, overall unpleasurable.

sar - how was last night?
lou - he totally had a lucy's penis
jamie - oi, i totally heard that. we're over
sar - ah well, he had a lucy's penis
lou - too right

by LouIsAfitty February 4, 2009

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