Peanut Butter Spoon

A spoon shoved up someone's ass to scoop out shit to eat.

"Babe, can we peanut butter spoon tonight?"

"fuck no"
"Ah, man"

by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023

Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!

“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”

by JackHang69 October 6, 2023

Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

by Pentabagel July 22, 2023

Police spoon

1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding

2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it

1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.

2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.

by Dwight k. Schrute January 8, 2020

Spoons

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.

I don't like these glasses, they're too square. I wanna get some spoons.

by Bill Power January 18, 2020

Spoon

the definition of a fork/ mobile home

Have yu ever traveled on a spoon before?

by gucci spoon January 29, 2020

Spoon

You Eat Booty Without this tool

How the fuck do you not know what a fucking spoon is. You lifeless piece of shit.

by EmotionalSuport_ February 5, 2020