INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.

Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 10, 2022

rusty spoons

The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition

“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”

Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty

by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020

Rusty spoon

Giving a ginger person a cuddle from behind in bed.

Alex was lonely and fancied a rusty spoon.

by Ozmundo October 05, 2021

Rusty Spoons

An elderly couple who have finished having intercourse with each other, lying in bed while spooning.

Jack: Dude, I just caught my grandparents being Rusty Spoons.
Terrance: Damn.

by AlHarringtonWackyWavingTubeMen April 23, 2024

Georgian Spoon

A method used by college students in Georgia to enhance studying or sexual performance, in which a person dissolves a stimulant into a spoon (usually amphetamines or caffeine) and ingests it orally.

"Did you hear what Joe did to prepare for the exam?"

"I heard he did a Georgian Spoon with crank and adderall!"

"What a maniac."

by AlFromGeorgia November 01, 2022

only a spoonful

Used to ironically indicate a huge amount of something, that someone wants to pretend is a small amount.

Based on the joke in King Bach's vine wherein a man asks his friend how much ice cream he can have to which he replies 'only a spoonful' before unveiling a comically large spoon.

A: Dude how much homework did you get?
B: Only a spoonful!

by (void*) September 11, 2023

Spoon Scraper

An adjective applied to FPS players when they kill an enemy that an ally was trying to kill first.

That guy was mine! You're a Spoon Scraper.

by ersea April 19, 2013