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Urb Slapped

When lame people submit dumbass definitions for made up words that no one uses, finds funny or are too fucking lame for the Urban Dictionary to publish.
Croz: Dude, I got rejected again by the Urban Dictionary
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.
by reinsuranceredux November 14, 2013
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Jack-slap

Present tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley

Jack-slapped; past or future tense for slapping someone so hard they don't know jack diddley
1. What if I jack-slap him

2. He just got jack-slapped by his girlfriend dude

3. That boy is gonna get jack-slapped
by Dacatoa June 8, 2018
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keyboard slapping

Self-explanatory. It's where you slap the keyboard with your hands to make up a name such as a username or name for a character.
I just did some keyboard slapping to make up my OC's (original character) name.

When I signed up for the website, I couldn't think of a username, so I just keyboard slapped it.
by Kusco March 24, 2008
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Jizz Slap

When you ejaculate in your hand and then slap a bitch in the face with it.
"I fucked your goat"
"WHAT BITCH *Jizz slap*
by yaaaaassssaraaap August 14, 2011
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eye slap

eye slap - animated online advertisements that repeatedly flash bright colors and images that take your attention away from the main content of a page.

eye slapping - the act of subjecting web visitors to these offensive ads

Origins: The makers of annoying animated gifs of the 1990's were the original eye slappers. A crude and brutish bunch. The nascent robber barons of screen real estate.

The term was coined in a blog post by blahblahyaya on ivegottostopkiddingmyself in 2009.
Did you see that new ad for that bad movie? What an eye slap! That studio is always eye slapping my favorite sites.
by blahblahyaya July 4, 2009
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bitch slap

When you slap a bitch for bein' a bitch, commonly confused with the pimp slap, a bitch slap is more in the elbow.
Mm'm no you didn't, now you really gon' get a bitch slap *takes hoops out*
by Hytru July 28, 2023
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Sensai-Slap

To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.
"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"
by toastanddogs October 14, 2015
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