Urb Slapped

When lame people submit dumbass definitions for made up words that no one uses, finds funny or are too fucking lame for the Urban Dictionary to publish.

Croz: Dude, I got rejected again by the Urban Dictionary
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.

by reinsuranceredux November 14, 2013

crotch slap

When your walking and someones hand accidentally swings into your crotch.

*guy swings his arms while he walks*
girl: WOAH you almost crotch slapped me!
guy: oh sorry
girl: yeah YOU SHOULD BE

by be boop dap dup April 24, 2014

Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

schlong-slap

To be slapped with one's schlong.

1) I was fed up with her, so I decided to whip it out and give her a much needed schlong-slapping.
2) I really got schlong-slapped with work today at the office.
3) Whoever was working on this before me really deserves a Grade-A schlong-slap to the dome.
4) I decided to work out this afternoon and perfect my schlong-slap technique.

by bluzebrother April 7, 2010

bobo slap

When a guy comes on his hand and slaps someone else with it.

"Want me to come and bobo slap you?"

by GGReactors April 29, 2010

gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019