Urb Slapped

When lame people submit dumbass definitions for made up words that no one uses, finds funny or are too fucking lame for the Urban Dictionary to publish.

Croz: Dude, I got rejected again by the Urban Dictionary
Reinsuranceredux: You didn't submit Blowee again? Bitch, how many times you gotta get urb slapped before you quit this shit? You should stick to Facebook and online dating websites, and leave this shit to the pros.

by reinsuranceredux November 14, 2013

Sensai-Slap

To hold your dick in both hands and slap your beloved across the face, as if you were chopping off their head.

"Hold your head up so that I can't Sensai-Slap you with my sword!"
"Jack Sensai-Slapped the shit out of me the other night and I can't move my neck!"

by toastanddogs October 14, 2015

Ham Slap

Ham slap is another phrase for jerking off, especially someone who makes a lot of noise when they jerk off.

I just had a great ham slap.

My room mate had a ham slap that vibrated through the walls last night.

by Learninator June 5, 2019

Slap the Dishpan

This is what many people would say when they are trying to go to bed and there is one person in the room being obnoxious. In other words it is quicker and funnier to sat this instead of "shut the hell up" or "go to bed."

Guy 1: O man I just love hearing myself talk! Good one June haha

Guy 2: You better slap the dishpan in a hott minute or ill slap you up.

by Junior11 June 26, 2009

gabblin slap

when a bitch is gabblin the cock and bites down and u slap the shit out of her!

janice thies was suckin a fat sassage when she fucked up and bit too hard and got the resulting gabblin slap.

by mackelslap December 22, 2008

gouche slap

To do excessive excercise, and then put your hands down your boxers to get them sweaty! then proceed to slap another human or animal. The sweatier the gouche hand is the better the outcome. Can also be used in a sexual manner.

O no tyrone just G-Slapped harnish

Damn id like to give her a dripping gouche slap

by Meesh2001 October 18, 2007

bobo slap

When a guy comes on his hand and slaps someone else with it.

"Want me to come and bobo slap you?"

by GGReactors April 29, 2010