Seenpeents

My a**hole is literally leaking

Hey charlos, seenpeents

Seenpeents by Bernices May 8, 2021

seesil

A person is who is said to have a "God complex", does not believe he is god, but acts so arrogantly that he might as well believe his is God or appointed to act by God.

Me na really care what Seesil says

seesil by Seesil March 28, 2016

To Seef 

To Seef (v. intr.) To tone down a Northern accent when in the presence of Southerners because of embarrassment

I seef
You (sing.) seef
He/She/It seefs
We seef
You (pl.) seef
They seef

Guy: I'm moving down south for uni & want to fit in- do you know how to seef?
Girl: Yeah, just imagine you're doing an impression of the queen

Guy #1: He just pronounced that word correctly, but I thought he was from up North? :S
Guy #2: He's seefing

e.g. -Man in Yorkshire: "Sorry, but I can't do nowt today- it’s propah silin’ down out there and I'm nesh"
-Man in presence of Southerners "I can't do it today as it's raining and I don't want to catch a cold"

e.g. *Guy on the phone to his mother* "Mam, I walked on the grasss and tripped o'er some glasss- I prolly shoulda stuck to the patthhh" *southerner walks past* "Mum, I walked on the grass and tripped over some glass- I should've stayed on the path."

e.g. What the person would say in Doncaster:"Ey up, how's tha doin?"
What the person would say to Londoners: "Hi, how are you?"

To Seef by Southerner #4 February 17, 2013

Seegasm 

Sexiest gay korean guy ever. Great in bed.

Woah look at Seegasm, I'd do him if he were straight.

Seegasm by anonymous September 28, 2020

Funniest shit i've ever seen 

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

Funniest shit i've ever seen by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

A good seeing to 

A good, hard, fuck.

"Kascia seems grumpy"
"I think she needs a good seeing to."

A good seeing to by jacken14u June 9, 2014

Seewah 

Seewah only likes white boys. One of those asians who are white washed and only dates and seeks to marry preferably rich white men. Not to mention she prefers to have white friends. If she does have asian friends, they are just like her. White washed and likes white boys.

Seewah is doing well now. She is married to a white businessman. Not a surprise cause she only likes white boys. She also is "classy" now cause you know, she is married to a white businessman.

Seewah by Urbandictionarian September 1, 2014