salad denial

continuing to fool yourself that you are eating a healthy meal even though you are loading your salad with high calorie dressings, croutons and high fat toppings

Susie:"I was so good on my diet today, all I had for lunch was a salad."
Betsy: "Dousing lettuce with dressing and adding croutons and bacon is not a healthy meal. You have salad denial."

by cherrybomb66 March 11, 2011

Salad Stuff

Bags of pre-packaged lettuce at the grocery store.

Husband: Babe, what do you want at the grocery store?
Wife: Salad Stuff!

by jfrapp August 20, 2011

salage

A garage salon where hair is cut and styled

Can you move your clients out of the salage, I have to park my volvo.

by ThewhapticK May 27, 2012

salad squad

a group of people who call each other various vegetables

I'm in the salad squad. My name's Cauliflower.

by thecauliflowerster April 30, 2016

saladdin

A vegan that crusades against the consumption of meat by others. A portmanteau of the words salad and paladin.

Wherever meat is being processed there will be a saladdin picketing.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

Sadlarious

When something is so sad it's hilarious.

My bank account is down to $.33, how sadlarious!

by hakster August 16, 2016

salaha

Has no fuckin nose

That Salaha really look like dat actor who played Russian Voldemort

by Jackijacki December 13, 2016