sf bake sale

A bake sale where all of the wares contain weed.

Hey man, wanna go to that sf bake sale and pick up some dank medicine?

by ShitsRealG August 1, 2014

greasing the salamander

The act of rubbing sun screen or sun tan oil on a fat person.

He takes off his shirt and has his wife greasing the salamander before they hit the wave pool.

by The Speedbag March 5, 2016

half off sale

a cheap girl.

don't mess with her . shes a half off sale

by realdeer June 8, 2016

porque me sale del coño

spanish for "becuase i want" . Is a strong way to say it.

+¿Por qué vas a la piscina con el frío que hace? (Why do you go to the swimming pool when it's so cold?)
-Porque me sale del coño. (Because I want)

by lesaledelcño September 7, 2017

Doing The Salamander

Rubbing your nipples to sexually entice someone ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
This term came from FilthyFrank's song "Do The Salamnder"

Guy 1- Hey you know Girl 2?
Guy 2- No what happened?
Guy 1- She was Doing the salamander to Guy 3!
Guy 2- She's really that thirsty?

by e d g e l o r d December 10, 2017

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018

Strangle the Salamander

When you strangle a salamander it explodes and releases its innards. These innards have the ability to create new life and they taste a bit salty if you know what I mean.

Damn, I have blue balls let me Strangle the Salamander to release me of my stress.

by A Cheeky Boy June 2, 2019