Shit-talk

The pinnacle of speech, the language of gods, a manner of speaking so complex that only true legends can understand. A language that doesn’t just consist of words but also relies on how it is said. The ability to make up a word from nothing and the recipient of this gospel still understands what it is. All shit-talk needs is a topic and nothing else.

Zeus: how is the ocean

Poseidon: there is an enigma of procrastination in the seas as I notice from my recent discoveries but it’s certainly doesn’t lack in potential(Shit-talk for “it’s all good”).

Zeus: glad to know it’s good

by Procrastimatrix March 08, 2018

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buttermilk shits

The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.

Man after eating those 7-11 Nachos they gave me the buttermilk shits.

by pantyteamaster May 02, 2009

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fat shit

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.

Look at David chow down on those kebabs! Fat shit!
Jen is the fattest of all those shits

by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006

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on your shit

Being on top of your game, doing whats expected of oneself, having your shit together.

-Hey did you finish that presentation that you've been working on?

Yeah I finished that like 2 days ago.

- Oh damn! I see that you're on your shit, now that's whats up!

by dkellz August 11, 2009

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evil shit

taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.

I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.

by quetzaln January 11, 2007

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