Jeremy Jizz Dog

when your friend comes over to your house and masturbates in your sleeping bag.

dude, he came over and totally pulled a jeremy jizz dog.

by B Koch February 8, 2008

sea otter jizz

the milky white substance that is ejaculated from a sea otter's peinis

"my god is that sea otter jizz on my persian rug?"

"I beleive it is fredrick"

by evlspcmk October 4, 2006

Jizz Pan Hands

A dermatological condition by which long term exposure to lotion, moisturizers and jizz results in wrinkly fingers, palms and hands. Similar to 'dish pans hands'

Don't do a handshake with Bobby. He's been surfing pornsites and has those jizz pan hands.

by rpalms September 4, 2009

jizz in my pants

it happens. girl walkin' down the steet. in the club. grinding. talking at the cash register. sexy breezes. grapes. you name the situation, it happens.

"i ate some grapes so i JIZZ IN MY PANTS

by branine33 December 18, 2008

jizz in my pants

An short for SNL that was created by the comedy group, The Lonely Island.

It accompanies the first single from Incredibad and centers on the fact that Andy Samberg and Jorma Taccone prematurely

ejaculate throughout the song.

"Jizz in My Pants" is epic win. I need to watch it at least once a day.

by BloodyWind December 20, 2008

Jizz Oven

Somebody who jizzes in a baking pan and then eats it!

"Factory Phil jizzed in Tammys potatoes and Cary ate it and thought they were good and then Factory Phil called Cary a Jizz Oven"

by Krystena and Sarah(: May 23, 2009

jizz nipple

1. A term of endearment for someone you like but who is acting like a butt-head, a doofus, a moron, an ass-wipe, a douche bag.

2. LITERAL; A nipple, male or female, covered in male reproductive fluids.

1. "Hey jizz nipple, are you gonna drink that last beer or just keep spilling it on my couch?"

2. "She was so hott that i gave her a jizz nipple!"

by Mr Fuck Nose January 16, 2008