broken his banjo

Broken his erect penis

Jenifer was riding Rob so hard she has broken his banjo

by The UK BIG G January 9, 2021

Hide His Calculator

To take another male's (a nerd's) mathematical calculation device and, while they aren't looking, slide it in your pants so that he can't get it back without being a faggot.

I was forced to Hide His Calculator while Kyle was in the bathroom listening to Pascal fap

by Balls2You March 8, 2011

slinging his bag

When your balls stick to your leg and you try to get them free. This is the act of them swinging, or slinging, to freedom.

"Did you see Sean slinging his bag after practice?"

by JoJoTheJonas September 28, 2017

Noah and his ASTD

Dumb fuck who thinks ASTD is a game, ASTD is however NOT a game. This is actually scientifically proven because Noah is retarted, anyways ASTD IS NOT A GAME and even if it was it would be horrendously trash

"I got madara in AsTD!1|" Noah to everyone
"Shut the fuck up your adopted!!!" Everyone to noah
"Noah and his ASTD" - A tragic tale of him and his sexually transmitted words

by Noahs astd July 10, 2022

carmalizing his onions

To get someone high on acid in order for them to tell you the truth about something.

"Has he come clean yet? "
"No, but I've been carmalizing his onions for the past three hours. He'll come clean in no time."

by Muddled Bag of Dicks November 30, 2015

Stroking his goose

Euphemism for masturbation

The bootcamp drill sergeant said "I don't want to catch anyone stroking his goose at night after taps!"

by Red Sam Black June 6, 2018

Hi Five Ghost

That dude that is infamous for only hanging out so they can smoke up all your weed then leave afterwards. They'll holla (high five) but after smoking your pot they'll disappear like a ghost. Known as a user. Rarely ever pays for his own shit and is hated amongst the masses. In most cases a stoner.

Thomas only ever comes round for my weed, he's such a Hi five ghost.

by hi five ghost June 25, 2015