Mountain Goat

When two girls have sex with one dildo facing away from eachother.

Girl 1: Lets have sex tonight
Girl 2: Good..because i just bought a new dildo and i want to try it out mountain goating

Mountain Goat by Kellllllllllllllllllls April 27, 2010

battle goat 

when two guys are each doing a chick from behind, but they are in the same room and the girls are facing each other and the girls' heads are banging against each other. and whoever knocks out the other girl first wins.

watch two goats battling on youtube, substitute goats with women who are being fucked from behind, thus the battle goat.

battle goat by goulet24 January 30, 2010

Cunt Goat 

Someone who hates on someone for reasons dealing with fame & says they're better when really - they're just jealous, no one likes them except for blind people. Their names may resemble food or an animal too.

Jinsu & Rob Swansons are such cunt goats.

Cunt Goat by OMGsav July 5, 2011

Throw The Goat 

To throw the goat, you need to extend your index finger and your pinkey, while curling your middle and ring fingers down until they touch your palm. Your thumb is then placed over those two fingers as a guard to prevent them from flying out of position and perhaps causing injury.

On WWdN (wilwheaton.net), Wil, recanting a conversation with Brent Spiner, says: "I smiled as I watched him go, but, in my mind, I was throwing the goat.

Throw The Goat by Tom McKearney March 29, 2004

smelly goat 

basically a huge cocksucker. they also smell like a goats ass. they have no friends and love to annoy people. they are also a huge pile of douche.

john- chris is such a douche. he has no friends.
josh- ya he is such a cocksucking smelly goat.
john- ya that assclown needs to take a shower.

smelly goat by cdick May 6, 2008

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass 

A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.

It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.

After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.

* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"

Fuck Me up the Goat Ass by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX October 4, 2008

giddy goat 

Someone who has made a small but silly mistake. Often used as the word nincompoop would be if it were directed towards yourself.

“I left the washing outside in the rain, oh I am a giddy goat!”

giddy goat by Mr.GiddyGoat December 17, 2017