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Omega Dong

The Even Bigger Dong in the group of Dongs (Bigger than Alpha Dong) That is Distributed to only Gods
by SomeViagra March 21, 2019
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king of the ding dongs

The most masculine of all men, with luscious facial hair that is irresistible. He is the king of the ding dongs for an obvious reason.
- That guy must be a King of the Ding Dongs.
- Yes! Thats Kern Mundi
by kernvir March 25, 2019
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Ding Dong

When a man slaps someone on the face with his penis consensually during Oral sex
"Ah man this spanish chick last night loved a bit of ding dong"

"Seriously Bro! those spanish girls are wild"
by Luckypupil2000 March 27, 2019
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Ding Dong

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong
by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019
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Ding the dong

Ding the dong means just jacking off. The term is from the word ,,ding dong" meaning penis. When you are dinging the dong, you are just masturbating.
Dood1: My bitch dang my dong yesterday
Dood2: great to hear that homie, I actually haven't dinged my dong in about a week, but when I will do the schlonging elonging, I will definitely watch some twitch thots for sure.
Dood1: Then I wish you that when you will ding the dong, you will nut so good, you'll be fucking dead.
by PinkAdmiral April 2, 2019
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small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room
ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet
by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019
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Ding dong

The head of Year 7 2019 in st Leonard’s. She’s an absolute prick and everyone hates her and she loves putting people on report
Perisa: Ding dong I hate you

Ding dong: Report !!!!
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
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