banging a clown 

the act of doing little to nothing other than relaxing. originated as a spoof of the Counting Crows song, "Hangingaround".

Paul: What are you up to?
Jason: Not much too fucking much, just banging a clown.

banging a clown by Dr. P.J. Conlike January 11, 2009

Golden Clown Penis 

A variation of the clown penis. While giving the basic clown penis, the girl pees on the clown penis, giving the impression that the clown penis is actually the one urinating.

Bob was upset and gave Suzy a clown penis, but she showed him up when she returned the favor with a golden clown penis.

Golden Clown Penis by isabelyarg January 28, 2008

midget clown porn 

1. A type of porn that contains midgets in clown suits.

Wee-man and jenny were dressed as clowns making a midget clown porn video.

midget clown porn by /b/ro4lyfe November 17, 2013

I'm fuckin this clown! 

Term used when you are having intercourse with a red headed person, usually covered in freckles and pale skin.

Brett: Hey. Daniel Horn sent me a text.
Spencer: What's it say?
Brett: "Guess what, I'm fuckin this clown!(Open pic)...A WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S MY SISTER!"

I'm fuckin this clown! by D.Hobo Larry October 23, 2009

Water Clown 

A person who trys to be amusing or entertaining in an over the top way and believes they have pulled it off, but in reality they have failed.

The comedian last night made his jokes so over the top, that instead of being amusing he was a water clown.

Water Clown by FrogboggerSteve March 16, 2009

Punching The Clown 

1.pounding your peter until it pukes

2.pulling your pud

3.spanking the monkey

4.slapping your shit

5.manipulateing your genitals

Jason got caught Punching The Clown by his mom.

Punching The Clown by Kenneth L. November 3, 2005

Circus Clown 

A Tim Hortons employee who is heavily concealed behind vast amounts of makeup, gothic eyeliner and porn starlet red lipstick creating the appearance of a clown behind the counter.

Also known as a "CC"

Man check out CC tonight yo......that Circus Clown could juggle balls off that ass son. Shes got that hair of hers all balled up like a bozo the clown wig under that hair net.

Circus Clown by T-DawG November 22, 2004