bmff

Something you send to someone you want to have sexual relations with.

BMFF = Be My Fuck Friend

by dramadiva April 10, 2011

B.M.W

Big Mexican Weiner or Wang.

Girl: Can I ride on your B.M.W.?

by Brittany Kachine October 11, 2006

anti-bmw bmw club

A bunch of crypto bros that think they know more about used 200k+ miles 1990 "flagship BMW cars" than your average gopnik adidas slavic sweaty dude but end up looking like a group of otaku dudes sniffing dark gothic anime girl feet.

- Hey I saw you bought a fake baged BMW be careful about the anti-bmw bmw club they are going to make a post making fun about you.
- Don't worry, I don't give a fuck about what those sweaty ass broke crypto bros think about my purchases
- Awesome, its your money bro.

by Dr Mau July 9, 2021

A.B.M.

a group of low life wigga's-who wish they lived in the city- but they live in Miller Place Long Island- and get this....


their all WHITE....

by hater September 12, 2003

bmore

the abbreviation for Baltimore that stupid people from Baltimore use (Baltimorons). Everyone from Baltimore who refers to it as "bmore" thinks it's paradise on Earth. They think they are smarter, have more money, and better in every way possible than anyone else. In fact Baltimore county is quite the blue collar working class area and the city itself is one of the most ghetto ass places you will ever see in your life. Admittedly there are a few upper middle class areas such as Owings Mills. But Owings Mills has absolutely nothing on pretty much all of Montgomery County(aka MoCo)except hickville Damascus and ghetto ass Silver Spring. Also the reason everyone with half a brain from Baltimore goes to a private school is that the Baltimore public schools are absolute shit. The only good things that "bmore" actually has to offer are the Orioles and the Inner Harbor. Besides that there really is nothing else. Oh and by the way crab cakes are not exclusively a Baltimore thing as many Baltimorons like to think. They are a Maryland thing.

1.Person A: Hi I'm from Potomac in Montgomery County.
Baltimoron response: Bmore is better than you.
2.Person B: Hi I'm from PG county.
Baltimoron response: Bmore is better than you.
3.Person C: Hi I'm from the Hamptons in New York
Baltimoron response: Bmore is better than you.
etc...

by asshole who likes to piss everyone off October 4, 2005

BMNL

Bite Me Not Literaly, a snide remark to something someone says.

Friend 1:You suck at playing the guitar
Friend 2: BMNL bitch.

by Lizzie LaPointe January 7, 2009

bmyers

someone who sits on the couch all day and plays video-games and orders pizza.
Also he or she praises random celebrities such as ralph nader

A bmyers is someone who is usually weird looking and usually very tall or someone who does not have many friends

by then00bpwner June 21, 2009