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snug as a bug 

Though intended to mean 'comfortable,' looking deeper into the phrase makes anyone who says it sound like a retard. Bugs (insects) are exoskeleton based; they have rough, spiny, or hard shells, and implying that you are comfortable when being coated in spiny shells just seems straight up stupid.
Thanks, Mom! I'm snug as a bug!
snug as a bug by plain goldfish January 24, 2011
Age, Sex, Horny...commonly used by guys on omegle.com
You:Hi
Stranger: Hi
You: A.S.H?
Stranger: 35, Female, Really Horny
A.S.H by AnonymousTufano July 15, 2011
Verb: the ultimate tactic for successfully wooing boys. The letters stand for Forward, Aggressive, Shameless, and just a little bit creepy. It's going for what you want when you want it, not letting anything get in your way, and not being afraid of what you want. It's ignoring the ramifications which may surround any social stigmas attached to this non-traditional method. Essentially, go get him girl.
"The other day, I got out of class early just to be able to walk with the guy I like on his way to class. I asked him out after, and he said yes!"
"Wow, that was some great F.A.S.C. -ing!"
F.A.S.C. by mcssej22 December 18, 2009
Clearly a popular expression in various countries, it probably originates from England where it has been popular for many years and is presumably a shortened version of the common expression 'Sweet as a nut'.
- How was your evening last night with Sarah?
- Yeah, sweet as. I managed to kick the back door in for the first time.
Sweet as by Dan Slenver February 4, 2008
To confirm that a action or situation has been successfully completed.
"Say,How was your game of chess today" reply with "sweet as"
sweet as by Richie Biddle July 7, 2006

Smooth as fuck! 

Jokey sarcastic sense: Not smooth at all.
Jimmy knocks down stuff with his arm after falling over a rug, but manages not to fall.
Derek: Smooth as fuck!
Jimmy: I am the smoothness itself! *laughs*
Smooth as fuck! by Meh99 February 6, 2015