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F.A.S.C.

Verb: the ultimate tactic for successfully wooing boys. The letters stand for Forward, Aggressive, Shameless, and just a little bit creepy. It's going for what you want when you want it, not letting anything get in your way, and not being afraid of what you want. It's ignoring the ramifications which may surround any social stigmas attached to this non-traditional method. Essentially, go get him girl.
"The other day, I got out of class early just to be able to walk with the guy I like on his way to class. I asked him out after, and he said yes!"
"Wow, that was some great F.A.S.C. -ing!"
by mcssej22 December 18, 2009
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W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S.

an acronym for Who The Fuck Gives A Shit Cause I Don't Give A Shit.
Him: Damn! did that bitch just fall down the steps?
Me: Man! W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S.
Him: Yea! W.T.F.G.A.S.C.I.D.G.A.S., cause I don't
by Pimp Mack January 17, 2008
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A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.
Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.
by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009
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s.t.f.u.a.c.s.t.d

bitch! “shut the fuck up and come suck this dick

-lemme c&m in yo mouth😈😈
by Yo mammy 😘 April 6, 2023
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F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006
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"Your such a R.A.B.G.A.F.B.A.N.B.B.B.H.F.S.F.S.O.M.A.Y.H.C.T.P.T.F.O.A.S.A.R.A.N"
"Penis"
by anonymous April 15, 2022
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C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories
I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!
by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006
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