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Lake Flacid

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.
"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"
by ambaryk November 16, 2023
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Manor Lake

A small neighborhood in Rockville, Maryland. Known for their deer and hatred toward the neighborhood next to them, Aspen Hill. Consists of very expensive houses that aren't that great. Great place to spend Halloween night in. Located around Lake Frank. Very strict Home Owner's Association.
Bob: Whoa, are we seriously going to Manor Lake?
Joe: Yeah, they have all of those huge candy bars for Halloween.
by Maddest of the O's April 28, 2011
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scrotum lake

It's the act of making a bowl shape with your scrotum and catching some liquid in that bowl.
I looked on with awe as my shower continued to make my scrotum lake grow larger and larger
by SheppySheppy January 18, 2015
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Lake Erie Monster

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.
Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).
by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011
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Lake lagging

A person who lags on someone for going drifting up lake mountain
Starnzeeeee: your such a lake lagger luke

Luke: wtf lake lagging
by DEEKAYYY May 4, 2018
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Lake Charles, Louisiana

This place is a cesspool, thanks to the people! I have never seen so many smokers in my life. And what do you do with the old cigarette butts and ashes in your car, why you dump them at the next red light, of course. I have lived here for almost 2 years and cannot believe the way locals treat there own city. I saw a post that talked about the "Proud" people of this area. Here's how proud they are of the land. Don't take your used motor oil to the auto store to be disposed of properly, do like my neighbor suggested and pour it along your fence line to kill the weeds.....Nice, very nice. This guy has lived here all his life. Maybe that’s why I won't drink the tap water. Ohh, the tap water, every 5 months there is a build up of a black goo around my toilet water and the faucet head. Looks great when you’re washing your hands and this goo comes off into your hands. I asked my neighbor about it and he said it was normal. One of my favorite things is the drive into work every morning over the I-210 Bridge and getting a whiff of that pungent refinery plant brew that continues to be pumped into the air.
Lake Charles, Louisiana. Mmmmmmmmmm, I love the smell of lung cancer in the morning. It's not one of those smells you associate with nature either. If you like the rain then Seattle ain't got nothing on this place. And if it's not raining then it’s humid and hot. Oh, that’s right I forgot. The weather is decent here from November to March, ooooh you get 5 months of cool weather. Oh did I mention this is a college town? Most people think of college towns being pedestrian friendly city's with all the college kids. Not so my friend, try to ride your bike anywhere and you get to join the flow of traffic as they proceed to honk and throw things at you because you’re in their way. I had one lady tell me most of the people she ever saw on bikes around here are usually homeless. Nice huh! Louisiana is called the "Sportsman’s Paradise" well if you consider fishing and hunting a sport then so be it. That’s all they do around here, shoot things and catch things in the polluted water. That's right I said polluted water. Have you seen the number of refineries around the water ways here? About a year ago one of the cargo ships with a load of oil spilled its contents into the water around the lake area where all those beautiful homes are built. 15,000-18,000 barrels of the good stuff. The EPA and coast guard ordered all recreational use of the water banned until the spill was cleaned up.
by WorseThanHitler November 12, 2020
mugGet the Lake Charles, Louisianamug.

keg lake

Someone who wears underwear over obsessively tight skinny jeans and wears Aeropostale in 2023
That guy is a real keg lake!
by thisseatistaken March 4, 2023
mugGet the keg lakemug.

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