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Watchturbate

The act of masturbating to any graphic form op pornography.

Watching something while you’re masturbating
I watchturbated to the link you sent me.
by Heiling420 January 4, 2018
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watched movies

What you tell your friends to trick them when you are caught sleeping with someone they know, even though it is so blatantly obvious that you slept together. Very futile trick yet the 'perpetrator' is typically convinced of its effectiveness.
Friend 1: I saw that "Insert name here" stayed over last night, was she in your room?

Friend 2: *Thinks so self 'Oh no they caught me I gotta be clever'* Yeah we just watched movies until we both fell asleep
Friend 1: So you slept in the same bed?
Friend 2: Yeah but I swear we only watched movies
Friend 1: Yeah sure man *wink* that's why there's a condom wrapper on the bottom of your bed
Friend 2: WE WATCHED MOVIES I SWEAR
by LoopyEngineer February 3, 2018
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Watchmadooda

Used to define a random object, usually made out of metal. Similar to watchmawhatsit

Coined by Alec Steele
And then we're gonna whac the watchmadooda against the whatchmawhatsit...
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WatchingPotato

WatchingPotato is a username usually used by a furry on all of their accounts. It is widely known that March 1st is the day they transform into a raging queer for a day before going back into hiding as a insecure heterosexual.
Chris: Did you hear about that fag who blew the whole local sports team on March 1st?
Canyon: Yeah I heard his username for finding new 'clients' was WatchingPotato
by NewYearHunter June 2, 2018
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Whatchamacalla

When you forget somebody's name, or when you don't remeber something
Whatchamacalla said that she will meet you at 6 o'clock.
by Qveen Mulatto September 5, 2018
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Watcharakorn

Yo! Watcharakorn
by Stickkyy Oness! October 9, 2018
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Whatcha-ma-fuckitt

A component found in import-manufactured vehicles that is unidentifiable to even the most experienced of mechanics. All that is known is that the component is not an air-metering sensor (such as a MAP or MAF), it is not a purge valve, nor is a temp sensor, but it run back to the main wiring harness where the end connections are completely unidentifiable.

Often found next to the thingy-ma-jigger, but below the do-hickeys.
Now, we rewired the do-hickey, packed the bearings, replaced the hoosits, and flushed out the do-dad, but we still haven't figured out what to do with the whatcha-ma-fuckitt.
by Coug737 November 3, 2018
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