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west vancouver 

A great place in theory, it is actually a hot spot for old people, destructive youth, rich teenagers from other countries, lawyers, rich people, some poor ones, yet is quite boring.
I go to west van HIGH.
west vancouver by anyone know me? October 22, 2003
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Plano West 

The newest of the senior high schools in Plano. Most students from Plano or especially Plano East will tell you that the school is nothing but a bunch of "rich kids", although the population is basically upper-middle class. The exuberant displays of wealth have died down here in recent years, most evident in the parking lot. There's a few Audis and Mercedes, but that's about as nice as they get. The typical student drives a hand-me-down or used Toyota. The people here aren't mean, they just come off that way because of the fact that they are wealthier than average and don't really interact with people outside their circle of friends. The school is very diverse, however, and everyone can find their niche. The teachers are great too, but the school is EXTREMELY competitive academically, because of the large Asian population as well as the white population whose parents went to an Ivy League school and therefore have ultra-high expectations for their teens. You have to have a 4.0 or higher to be in the top 10%. Drugs aren't all that big of a problem here, but alcohol runs rampant. Even some of the last kids you'd expect have Facebook pictures with them drinking a beer or with other kids in the background drinking beer, usually Keystone Light. Everyone here has matured a bit since their days at Shepton and Jasper, and therefore fights very rarely occur, on campus at least. The school's football team isn't that great, but the school excels in other areas to compensate, most notably in the Fine Arts department and the tennis team. And I'm not gonna lie, we have the worst-looking campus of the three high schools. The other two schools have picturesque campuses with nice ponds, we on the other hand have this pathetic, tiny pond in the shape of a "W" that is rarely turned on, serving as a rather nice stagnant home for the dying fish. Overall the school isn't that bad, but not that great either.
There you have it. A fair and balanced definition from someone who actually goes to Plano West.
Plano West by Austin J March 15, 2008

Westford Wives 

Westford Wives are Westford's answer to the Stepford Wife. Awash in white-middle-class guilt, you can spot them by the designer handbags, jeans worn with stilettos, expertly colored/coiffed hair, perfectly matching mani/pedi, and Dunkin's coffee in-hand.

Their natural habitat is the spa/salon and PTO meetings, but they are most often found driving around in their Lexii or designer minivans, incubating their perfect Gattaca-esque offspring at the local soccer or baseball field.

Westford Wives live to set up playdates for Junior, but only with other "socially acceptable" parents who will invite them to (or join them at) the right parties, dinners, and book discussion groups where their favorite pastime is gossiping venomously about non-Westford Wives.

These creatures regularly emit complaints about their husbands' six-figure salaries not being enough while simultaneously whining about them not being home more to help out around their 2,500 sq. ft. Plywood Palace.

They are the quintessential "circle queens".
Dr. House: Spoken like a true circle queen. See, skinny, socially privileged white people (Westford Wives) get to draw this neat little circle. And everyone inside the circle is "normal". Anyone outside the circle needs to be beaten, broken and reset so that they can be brought into the circle. Failing that, they should be institutionalized. Or even worse - Pitied.

("House M.D.", Lines in the Sand, 2006)
Westford Wives by godchild March 11, 2010

dirty wesley 

The act of your girlfriend shoving her fingers in your booty then jerking until you ejaculate in her eyes. Her then forgetting and wiping her eyes for a dirty snot laced face causing red itchy goopy eyes making it a Dirty Wesley!
The next morning, Lindsey woke with a dirty WESLEY wondering what kind of dirty secrets she exploited on her soon to be husband!
dirty wesley by BigDaddyWes69 April 9, 2020

Kanye West

Kanye West by harpua420 April 14, 2009
(Brad) Westmar is the creator and host of the nationally syndicated talk/comedy radio program, The Wild Wild Westmar Show.
Westmar is the Radio Messiah.
Westmar by Herbie Arthur April 1, 2007