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William Paterson University 

This school is definitely not known for its strong academic standards, and the kids who go here hardly made 1000 on their SATs, if at all. Although it can be fun from time to time because drinking and smoking is huge in the dorms, and there's the occasional frat party (they kick ass in the beginning of the year, then die down), the weekends are boring because most people go home to work or they're just bored. If more people stayed on campus, it wouldn't be so boring, NOW would it??

The kids here weren't the brightest of the bunch in HS (besides me - top 10% of my class, what what!). They don't even know who William Paterson was, or what a Pioneer (our mascot) is. However, most of them are kick ass and chill people who know how to have a good time when they want to.
William Paterson is a party school, a step above community college, five steps below your average state school.

willesque 

"My god, this hobo is so willesque..."
willesque by Dylan and Akane December 7, 2006
brown curly hair, blue/green eyed, straight-edge, lip pierced, drummer.

someone you've deeply cared about since the fourth grade. the feelings will always be there.

also has the best sense of humor.
"I'm staying to watch Williams drum solo"
william by daybeforehalloween September 3, 2016
A guy that loves to suck toes to get good grades.
"Man, have you heard of that kid in the fifth period, he's definitely a William".
William by jgiyfiy; May 26, 2018
William is also known as Satan, he likes food. He watches his phone a lot and can be a good friend but at times jokes about your flaws, but only to joke and make you laugh. He wears a hat and hoodie everyday. He doesn't like talking to random people very much. But once your his friend he talks and laughs.
You're such a William!
William by Anonymous 3-26-19 March 26, 2019
He has a very big dick and hes very handsome, sexy and strong
Wille: hi sexy

Girl: do u want to fuck

wille: yes
Wille by Tiktok = NordenW October 17, 2019