pee pee touch 

A male that likes to touch the pee pee alittle too much.

Dude, why the hell do you like to touch other guys cocks!! Your a pee pee touch!!

pee pee touch by ken-dawg November 23, 2004

Touchception 

A portmanteau of "touchdown" and "interception." In football, this occurs when a ball is caught in the endzone by an eligible receiver and a defender at the same time. Made possible by inept replacement referees during a Packers/Seahawks game on Monday Night Football.

"Referee #1: Touchdown! Golden Tate caught it in the endzone."

"Referee #2: Interception! M.D. Jennings came up with it."

"Both Referees: Wait, that's a Touchception! Six points and move the ball to the 20."

Touchception by KoopaKid17 September 25, 2012

cock touching roach 

a cockroach that happens to be sitting on one's towel when one attempts to dry one's genitals (or anus).

when the unfortunate insect comes into contact with the area in question, immediate squashage will usually result, causing the present death of the violative cockroach.

you may need to have another shower after you have come into contact with the cock touching roach.

There was a cock touching roach sitting on my towel, he is dead now.

cock touching roach by stiastyles June 20, 2007

Touches kids 

Any object, event or other thing that is so awful, so unpleasant or of such poor quality that if it were a person it would actually interfere with small children.

"Hey Bob, have you heard Pink's new album?"

"No way Joey, she's fucking shit. ALL her music touches kids".

Typically used when something is so bad it not only sucks cock and blows goats, it touches kids as well.

Touches kids by Fryer MarsBar May 9, 2009

touchaphobic 

the fear of touching someone, or having someone touch you

"i think it's amazing now you two are so touchaphobic. i've dated a bunch of people, and none of my relationships have ever been like that"

touchaphobic by steve carroll January 22, 2005

touching the turtle 

Female masturbation

Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.

Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.

touching the turtle by happy_turtle July 8, 2010

Touch grass

Something League of Legends players can’t do

Stop playing League and touch grass

Touch grass by moistcr1tikalfan May 10, 2022