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tree bfb/tpot

A really good person, totally, **totally** did not steal. He is also adoptable so he can be your child whenever you want.
A really good example of "Tree bfb/tpot" is:

"Tree!! I told you to stop sneaking out!!!"

"But mom!!"
by Ice Cream_ October 3, 2022
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tree fiddy

excriment left on automobile suface after parking under tree
Hey sweetie park under that live oak i need some more tree fiddy to pay off AC
by De_DraaK March 21, 2005
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Urban Family Tree

Group of people living in inner cities who have become just as good as family members through sharing time, space and life but who are not related to each other by blood.

Surrogate and adoptive individuals, people or groups who provide family suport to another or others in the absence of real family members in an urban setting.

Includes friends, mentors, community supporters, church groups, foster families, charities, good samaritans or total strangers etc.
"Hey Milo, d'you have any family in the UK?"

"No man, they're all back home in Africa but I'm not alone cos I've got a huge urban family tree supporting and loving me".

"Yeah, like who?"

"Jackie's my aunt, R.W. is my big brother and I've got the best grandma I visit in Islington".
by Ulla Mahaka June 16, 2009
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Christmas tree surfing

Holding on/sitting on a Christmas tree and being dragged around while it is pulled by a vehicle. This is accomplished by tying one end of a rope to the tip of a Christmas tree and the other end to a tow hitch on the vehicle. The rider sits on the tree and then the driver pulls him/her around along with the Christmas tree, and hence "surfs" across the street/lawn.
Did you hear about the guy who wiped out while Christmas tree surfing? He hit a parked car and is now in the hospital!
by allen314159 December 30, 2009
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sleeping up in the tree

verb.
Escape an enemy by any means necessary, like in this case - "sleep on trees" in order not to get seen, not to get focused in the line of sight of an enemy
"..Drunk like thieves, take it just like the breeze,
Now look at all the clowns there, sleeping up in the trees.."
© Warcloud - "Mad Axes"
by ghostrida October 14, 2005
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Squirrel in My Tree

A euphamism for having an STD.
Dude I fucked this girl last week and now I think I have a fucking squirrel in my tree.
by Bob Montgomery January 7, 2008
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