buttermilk shits

The type of shits that can be the result of binge drinking. Also can be the result of eating crappy fast food, or just being plain sick. Usually comes out your ass with the same texture as buttermilk. Hence the name buttermilk shits.

Man after eating those 7-11 Nachos they gave me the buttermilk shits.

by pantyteamaster May 1, 2009

fat shit

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.

Look at David chow down on those kebabs! Fat shit!
Jen is the fattest of all those shits

by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006

on your shit

Being on top of your game, doing whats expected of oneself, having your shit together.

-Hey did you finish that presentation that you've been working on?

Yeah I finished that like 2 days ago.

- Oh damn! I see that you're on your shit, now that's whats up!

by dkellz August 11, 2009

evil shit

taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.

I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.

by quetzaln January 13, 2007

Sick Shit

Something that's is extremely awesome or very very cool.

Those shoes are real sick shit!

by Aorience April 11, 2006

No Shit Sherlock

When someone says something that is very obvious

The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired

David at home: Gerald, i got fired

Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!

by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020

mexican shits

The shits you get after eating a large amount of Mexican food. You can often feel the spicyness as it exits your ass.

"Chinga man, I ate 4 tacos and some salsa last night and now I got the Mexican shits! My asshole is on fire!!!!"

by Pepeman November 11, 2006