Beaver

Wigs use to be made out of beaver pelts. Prostitutes would wear the beaver wigs hence the name.

Hey you seen them beavers down yonder?

by J.R. Dayton April 10, 2023

Beaver Dam

Alternative name for a bachelor pad.

A house of men, while maintained, it is not tidy.

Often in need of a solid 1 hour sweep out before been visited by a female.

The men raced to clean out their beaver dam before the arrival of a tinder date.

by The Camel December 12, 2023

beaver hitter

dick

I’m gonna beat that pussy up with my beaver hitter.

by d1ss0nant August 19, 2021

Funky Beaver

Means a woman who has had many partners and has some type of Sexually Transmit Disease.

She has slept with the whole school. She has been around the bar several times. She slept with my best friend after they were together he realized she had a Funky beaver.

by Dirtyjack May 3, 2011

Beaver bat

Ur dick

Cologne..50$, new kicks..150$, goin out with a loaded beaver bat...priceless

by Mj2020 September 7, 2018

Whatsapp Beaver

A girl/boy that makes their day better then it has to be.
Sometimes this includes jumping into pools filled with donuts, or testical eating. In rare cases some WhatsApp beavers can text until the veins and blood from under ther nails pop out and stain white colored carpet. Use windex to clean the stain. Some beavers will eat their hair, but use spicey ranch bbq sauce with basil. This calls them while the forth through their yodunfrusy's.

Stop it mackenzie your starting to eat pigs ear like a "WhatsApp beaver."
It's ok veronica I like chocolate nostrils, but only on cold days.

by The One Who Writes Them Again July 14, 2015

beaver mound

A mustache on a buck-toothed man; called such because his beaver-like teeth are visible under his bushy mouthbrow

Broooooo, check out the beaver mound on that guy.

by Crandle October 6, 2016