National Short King Day

June 21st: A day in which all short men rise up (as much as they can) and be proud of their mediocre stature.

Friend: “Sup short stack”
Short king: “ hey. Not today. It’s National short king day.”

by Poppasmoke April 16, 2023

you are to short to ride this ride

You are to short.

Aaron you are to short to ride this ride

by Typed May 1, 2019

Souped Up Short Bus

2. Anything so rare that seeing it even once is noteworthy.

2. I saw Muamar Gadhafi at a NASCAR competition, wearing a Charlie Daniels Band T-shirt and a pair of cutoffs. I was so shocked, it was like seeing a souped up short bus.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 21, 2011

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015

Riding the Short Bus to Narnia

Acting so stupid you are sent to Narnia Short Bus Style.

Robert : Dude I'm gonna go poke that bear.
(Bear Mauls Robert)
meanwhile at the Hospital
Axel : You were Riding the Short Bus to Narnia weren't you Robert.
Robert : *sighs* yeah

by AxelWolf November 4, 2012

Short Korean Man Syndrome

Short Korean Man (SKM) Syndrome is a mental disease characterized by a short man of Korean descent who lives in his own fantasy world. The short Korean man believes he knows what is best for others because he posses a supreme mind with vast intellectual powers, when in fact he does not and impacts those around him negatively. He rarely leaves his living quarters and surronds himself with those who will listen to his delusional beliefs. The inferiority complex stems from being both short and Korean.

Prime examples of those who suffer from SKM are:
Kim Il-sung
Kim Jong-il
Kim Jong-un
Alex Ahn

short korean man syndrome inferiority complex delusional

by Not a short Korean man :) June 24, 2013

short end of the stick

A small cock

"Wait a minute Jack, I've been in prison for three years. If she's been getting the short end of the stick, maybe she'd like to go a couple of laps around the track with us!"

by brendan June 27, 2004