thunder sausage

an explosive excrement, usually exceeding 3 inches in diameter

I thought I was going to take a normal dump, but instead, I dropped a thunder sausage.

by FredtheBunny August 23, 2006

fluffy sausage wallet

A funny yet derogatory word for female genetals.

I totally wrecked her fluffy sausage wallet last night.

by trabenbass April 18, 2011

Santa Fe sausage-roll

The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with one end cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.

Hey, let's be the first to do a Santa Fe sausage-roll!

by mannymal July 5, 2011

Vienna Sausage Truck

"Vienna Sausage" Truck - A common vehicle choice of those suffering from small dick syndrome. One of the most common ways for a man to overcompensate for his little bitty wiener is to go out and get a full sized diesel monster, lift it about 6 feet, and put obnoxious chrome wheels on it, add flame decals or those mud flaps with the naked chicks on them.

"Dude, what the hell is that in my rear view mirror riding my ass?"

"Ugh, it's one of those obnoxious Vienna Sausage Trucks... what a dick!"

"Seriously, the only way he can compensate for his small dick is to be a big fat dick on the road and try to kill someone"

by bigggtitts February 27, 2010

Holding your sausage hostage

Roughing up the witness.
A date with Rosy Palm and her five sisters.
Washing the goose's neck.

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

blood sausage

A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.

"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."

by Digital Crap Shoveler September 27, 2008

crumbed sausage

to have sex on the beach or in any type of sandy place.

Z and H were walking along the beach when Z asked H if she wanted to have his crumbed sausage.

by burnty December 10, 2006