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my friend who i've been crushing on for 8 months. everything about him is perfect. his fluffy red hair, his minecraft obsession, the fact he agrees with everything i say.
oh yes, ryan is here today!
ryan by spatula stan May 30, 2021
Ryan... he’s what Herman Melville considered the white whale... Ryan... he’s the Tina Faye to any Amy Pohler. What more can you say about a Ryan.. he is the juiciest of peaches. A real gem of a man. His baby blues will catch yours, but make no mistake, he’s only got room for one firecracker in his life. So chances are, if you haven’t caught yourself a Ryan yet, you never will.
I need to get myself a Ryan.
Ryan by Firecracker101 June 1, 2021
Hes a perv with a small peen i assume
Hey that ryan has a small peen
Ryan by Oozieninemillimeeta June 9, 2021
The type of guy to chat up a ting halfway across the country even though she's 13 and he's a grown man
Ryan by Big Gare Bear June 13, 2021
Ryan is awesome. He might not realize it but he really pieces together your worst and best days. He is too talented to even be thinking about failing and the world wouldn’t be complete without him. He’s the perfect amount of nice and he’s someone that listens when you talk.
“Ryan —> Ry
Ryan by Soph0 June 17, 2021
He is such a charm, so beautiful, and truly has one of the most beautiful souls you will ever find. He is just special and whoever meets him will forever be blessed by his unique personality.
Who would you like to marry in the future? A guy like Ryan duh!

You're as beautiful as Ryan today.
Ryan by Jura Phagot June 19, 2021