poose juice

The fresh juices from a vagina during oral sex

Yo dude, during 69 last night I got a big mouth full of poose juice.

by ThatOneGuy2170 October 29, 2015

poser chad

Neck beard, basement dweller, that cosplays as a "Chad". Pretends to be a jock or hipster to hook up with the ladies. Is self deprecating and never had the correct verbiage for sports. Although he despises "Chads" he secretly envies them.

I went to Comic Con, and recognized the poser Chad, right off. He looked similar to a Chad, but couldn't get the girl.

by NerdGrrrl January 15, 2017

poseidon's pash

Water splashing up so fiercely from the tpilet bowl due to defecating, that it penetrates your butthole.

I dumped a log so solid it gave me a fierce poseidon's pash.

by BrownDoggyDog May 23, 2018

Poose

poose, v. To nap, sleep, or be tired

poosed, adj. in an advanced state of tiredness

Bro, Max took two hits off the blunt and now he's about to poose on the floor.
Anna almost made it through the first half hour of Pirates of the Caribbean before she poosed.
I'm so fucking poosed right now I gotta tacky then hit the sack.

by master_of_gort June 3, 2018

Posed

Gave people the illusion that you were something you weren't, deceived people.

The girl's aunt and deceased grandmother (whom she had never actually met) were everything she wanted to be but wasnt in everyday life, still she posed as being just like them when everyone was looking, though there were no true similarities when nobody was looking.

by Solid Mantis August 10, 2020

Pedigree Poser

Someone who thinks they can buy themselves into a steroeotyped clique . (Buying Clothes/Jewelry/Plushs)

Girl 1 : Dude , look at the girl ..
Girl 2 : Yeah .. she's such a pedigree poser .
Girl 1 : What a wannabe ..

by smileyy-pikaaa January 28, 2010

offroad poser

One who has an off-road vehicle but dosent off-road the vehicle

Oh look he has a badass prerunner,

Yea but he is a offroad poser he doesn't drive it like it's suppost to

by jonny sequoita November 13, 2013