Poke-Phile

Somone who plays Pok'e'mon-Go to kidnap kids.

*news cast sound* Today Poke-Phile, 40yr old men using Pok'e'mon-go to kidnap kids *news sound*

by UnicornBoomMc December 18, 2017

Phiphung

An anal sex used by monkeys in south america.

Those monkeys are having phiphung

by Josh blake November 26, 2006

Philey

Athletic good looking man with a large penis and strong abbs. this individual is good at all board-sports and sports involving water.

Phileys' are usually african american. if you see a white Philey call him a wanna be wankster.
Phileys have a cornucopia of skills and should be trusted and are Pimps.

Wanna kick it with Philey? He's such a bad ass and cool guy.
all the girls want his cock

by 2010 to the end April 17, 2010

meat pipe

A testicular deformity associated with the symptoms of a large, abnormally unhealthy cock that is raging with a combination of genital herpes, crabs, and syphilus (Treatment is optional and consists of a cheap prostitute eating your swollen and cancerous DICK. There is only a 47% chance of recovery, with the great risk of a slow painful death).

Bronson's gargantuan meatpipe, deceased and a threat to human safety, is surpassed in severity only by his rectally hemmoraged bonch and extremely potent anal yeast infection.

by The Beast Master July 1, 2003

crack pipe

a tool used to insert thing into your ass like animals or small fruit

"oh shit,steve i got your gerbal stuck in my ass sorry man"
"no worries man i just warned you not to use that crack pipe

by Ollie Wright August 18, 2006

lay pipe

the act of putting in infrastructure for future boning. to set the ground work for a potential hook up down the road.

Dude, I really need to lay pipe with these girls this weekend, then next weekend we can bone them.

by boomboomroom555 February 22, 2010

pipe dream

In MVP Baseball 2005 on the Xbox, a four seam fastball right down the middle or hanging changeup, the latter of which 2005 Mark Teixiera likes to pull down the line for high arcing homeruns that sometimes hit the foul pole. Juan Uribe and Mike Piazza also make a living off hitting these pitches.

*Joe fouls off hanging changeup*
Joe: AWWWWWWWWWWWW, that was a pipe dream!
Jeff: you suck.

by Jonathan Dowdsmack April 26, 2011