Straight panic

When a self-proclaimed straight guy who is curious about trans women, crossdressers, or femboys actually ends up meeting one and freaks the fuck out when they don't live up exactly to his fantasy (which obviously makes him extremely gay), often causing him to lash out at them, maybe even violently.

Greg is so starved for pussy that he ended up downloading Grindr so he can meet some cute femboys. I feel bad for whoever has to deal with his inevitable straight panic.

by Viscount Bean October 8, 2023

Digital Panties

"Digital Panties" is the online term used to describe getting to 3rd-base while sexting. The chat takes a more sexual tone and NSFW text becomes the scope of the chat.

Yoooooo i was sexting last night and got to tɔd base with sweet baby J dawG~! oMG bɔy She dropped dem digital panties n we wa buck nehkid textn on each other! 🥰🥰🥰

-Salone girls dem fiiiine!!!! Supa Lag got it RIGHT 😎😎😎

by Gɵɵgle Eɑrth October 10, 2023

satanic panic

When the Satanists panic and start throwing everything against the wall in order to try to distract and cause chaos because somebody somewhere took away something sacred to them.

The dawn of 2020 kicked off the largest, most extended satanic panic of all time.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023

Boomer Panic

Coined by a tiktoker, boomer panic is a widely known phenomenon where the older generation is seen to panic or lose their minds when confronted with any amount of stress or confusion.

Cashier: “Oh sorry maam we need you to swipe your card again”
Boomer unaware of how technology works will say/ scream “WHY DONT THIS DAMN THING WORK I WANT YOUR BOSS!! GOD DAMN KIDS CANT DO NOTHIN RIGHT!”

Cashier: “I can not deal with your boomer panic.” *quits retail job*.

by Melina Furter. December 17, 2023

floor panties

Lingerie

Lingerie is just floor panties cause that's the only place they look good.

by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024

floor panties

Lingerie

Lingerie is just floor panties cause that's the only place they look good.

by The_Harry_Ballzack January 11, 2024

calm panic

When you one is panicking inwardly but they are forcing themselves to remain calm and rationalize.

An example of calm panic would be having to give someone cpr— you would be panicking, yes, but you would force yourself to stay calm and use your brain over your emotions

by Fuzzy_Frog January 23, 2024