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me:it's time to get the shotgun gamers
by Aperson_111666 March 14, 2019
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I Own My Balls

The antithesis to men who are pussy-whipped by women, and give in to everything a woman wants.

I get aggravated when I see I man cave to a woman's manipulating just because she has what he desires. Most men act as if that woman is the last one on earth, so, they will acquiesce to their demands.
The women I have been with learn not to demand from me because they know I own my balls.

A good time to use this is when one of your buddies won't hang with the crew because his woman wants him for something else, or simply won't let him. Tell him to get his balls back because she owns them right now.
by Joe Cicalese October 31, 2007
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Sucking your own dick

Dylan: "I just defined 'Dylan' as 'Cool friend and huge lady's man' on Urban Dictionary!"
Steven: "Quit sucking your own dick. Who the fuck invited you, anyway?"
by Kiro Osex XIII July 4, 2016
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own

If you can bury it in your backyard at any point in time, without facing criminal consequences, you officially own that object.
Dude, I completely own my dog.
by FLASHMONKeY May 3, 2005
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too smart for your own good

1. Believing that you know everything to the point to where it can harm you or work against you.

2. Assuming or Showing knowledge/intelligence to the point where it can harm you or work against you.

3. Believing that you know something you really don't, which could get you in trouble.

This can also mean too good for your own good.
Don't be too smart for your own good. It has it's own way of catching up with you.

Most of the young and inexperienced is too smart for they own good.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 11, 2007
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Owl City

A musical group basically made up of one guy, Adam Young.
His music is considered Electronic, Dream Pop, or just plain pop. He currently has two studio albums called "Maybe I'm Dreaming" and "Ocean Eyes".

Though his music his amazing he is only known for his two songs" Rainbow Veins" and "Fireflies", Which are mainly listened to by Mainstream loving faggots.
Skater: "Ahh yeah thats some good Owl City right there."

'Trendy' Girl: "OMG i like love Owl City <3"

Skater: "Oh you listen to Owl City? What songs do you have?"

'Trendy' Girl: "Rainbow Veins and Fireflies"

Skater: "Get the fuck outta here and go watch MuchMusic you mainstream bitch."
by BackBurner December 26, 2009
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ownz

Slang variation of the word 'owns', by replacing the 's' with a 'z'.
Used to show domination or severe beating of an opponent.
Jason: "OOO SHIT! MARIO OWNZ JUIGI- BYYYATTCH!"

Mary: "Tru dat."
by James Picardo August 25, 2003
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