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football numbers 

a term used to describe a general amount of timesomeone is in jail for. Based on the large numbers in the double digits, from the numbers on players' jerseys in the NFL. It originally was used for saying how long someone had to do time, but over the years, it has unsuccessfully been used to describe other large numbers.

Other rumor has it that it came from the scoring pattern of the actual game of football, which is a touchdown is 6 points, and a field goal following is another point, basically making every touchdown about 7 points a score, which represents the years that someone gets in jail.
Yo, did you hear about Steve going to prison? I dont know what he did, but I hear he's doing football numbers...it HAD to be bad.
football numbers by NyeGuy June 5, 2007
Numberist: To have a passionate dislike for a paticular number.
Tim: Want a sour candy? It's just 67 cents.
Alyssa: Uh, no.
Tim: Why? Don't like sour candy?
Alyssa: I don't like the number 67.
Tim: Numberist.
Numberist by Spikerocks101 December 18, 2011

russian numbers 

to be so intoxicated that the breath Analyzer would register in the 10th of thousands . giving reference to the stigma of Russians achieving high blood alcohol numbers. the Maximum limit of alcohol in the body a human can have without dying .
he blew Russian numbers, he was blowing Russian numbers when he fell.
russian numbers by drdarthmaul September 8, 2019
What you are when you get out of the dentist at 4:30pm.
I am so effin numbgry but he said I can't eat for 2 hours.
Numbgry by mickey delphino January 17, 2008

Nubby Nubberton 

One who has gone beyond all levels of the art of nub, even past nub cake. May also be described as "The Mayor of Nubville"
or "Govna Nub"
Oh my god, look at that tortoise-armed kid he is such a nubby nubberton.

You know if there was a state of nub, you'd be the govna! Govna Nub!
Nubby Nubberton by Not Nubby February 21, 2009
adj. Good-tasting, yummy.
That Annie's Mac and Cheese was nummers!
nummers by The Grammar Nazi January 10, 2002