math

a word to scare the frick out of your friends.

Friend: What do those boxes contain?
You: Use math to find out.
Friend: WAIT NOO-

by TortoiseAxo February 4, 2024

Girl Math

A phrase that can be used to describe that a way of thinking which seems right at face value, is actually illogical or irrational, which can typically be seen from someone with an outside perspective.

"But if video-games are supposed to be an escape from reality, why would you want to make it more realistic?"

"You're missing the point, it's to make the game more fun!"

"No! You're speaking some 'girl math' right now!"

by VracstanRenem March 23, 2024

Maths

the fucking shittiest subject ever

oh fuck we have maths again

by pheeeennnniiixxx September 16, 2019

Maths

The autistic way of saying "Math".

All the maths for the problem checks out.

by Leanpeen June 14, 2018

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

Math

Math = mental abuse to humans

aka a torture device

Teacher: today we're doing math
LITTERALLY EVERYONE: whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Bob: hey teach, math is MENTAL ABUSE TO HUMANS!

by LN11 September 1, 2022

What is Math ?!

Math is a spiral, from 1+1 ,2+2................ If you want to be an engineer ,then learn math

JUST REMEMBER MATH IS A SPIRAL !

WHAT IS Math ?!
teacher :Kids what is Math

Students : Math is math
teacher : no , Math is a spiral
And now

student A : What is MATH !!
All students : MATH IS A SPIRAL !!

If a teacher ask you what is math ,then answer

"Math is a spiral "

by EVERTHING I SEE IS EW January 26, 2019