Harm math

When Harmony does it, it’s ok. It’s not ok when anyone else does it.

person 1: why is it only ok when she does it?
person 2: it’s simply just Harm math.

by girllnexttdoorr June 3, 2024

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Math Patolagin

A person who is really good at math

Quentin, you are such a good math patolagin

by MasaQ May 27, 2018

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Math

Mental, abuse, to, humans

Fuck math honestly

by Blurr brain November 19, 2021

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Math

The proper response to your math teacher asking you to show your work. May get you expelled.

"Okay, but why exactly is x=3?"
"'Cause math."

by Yo Momma Looks Like A Half-Ork November 12, 2022

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Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024

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