A Sad Kyle is an activity the whole family can enjoy. Its when you : drink a beer, take two lines of cocaine, drink another beer, and lastly take two dabs, in that order.
by Kind Youngboul January 20, 2017
Get the Sad Kyle mug.When a girl performs a Houdini-like act in the bedroom on someone she hates. Before one last round of sex, she politely excuses herself to the restroom and proceeds to give herself an enema with water and instead of draining the liquid, she holds it in. She then proceeds to brag about "being a sqirter" and proceeds to ride the lucky man's face. As he continues to eat her pussy, she fakes a climax and proceeds to shit the liquid into his mouth.
Dennis: "Hey Michael why the sour look on your face man?"
Michael: "Oh man, my girl shit an enema in my mouth last night. She said it's called a Dirty Kylie. I should have never screwed her over. Im done with bitches, I think I'm gonna be gay from now on."
Michael: "Oh man, my girl shit an enema in my mouth last night. She said it's called a Dirty Kylie. I should have never screwed her over. Im done with bitches, I think I'm gonna be gay from now on."
by McChopper October 16, 2019
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Kyle is a guy who likes to have fun at other people’s expense and will laugh at your hard times only because himself had gone through those hard times. he hates the people close to him but he will not tell you when he does something. Kyle is a very secretive type of guy that will make other people think he’s mad at them but really he’s just depressed. Always know that Kyle is a type of guy who needs every friend he knows to like him. Kyle is also a perfectionist that loves to make coffe and only drinks it with cream. He also loves bright days in the park just to admire dogs cause he is a dog lover. Kyle is a good guy you just need to know him
by Wubba dubba June 23, 2018
Get the Kyle mug.One of the best, new emerging players in the National hockey league. At just age 20, He can dance around defenders and score goals. He currently plays for the New York Islanders.
by Jimmboat88 December 30, 2008
Get the Kyle Okposo mug.A handsome and sexy young man who can turn a woman on like no other. He has style, a smile you can see from a mile, and personality that draws you in for a while. He's a incredible friend, boyfriend, partner, and life companion. Anyone who's friends with Kyle or is in a relationship with one is bound to have an extraordinary life. No man can do what Kyle can.
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