im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

is when your testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

im testing to see if my account name will show up if i post a definition to urban dictionary because my mom dosn't want me to use my real name and im to tech iliterate to make an alt acount

by Timothy Dogan May 3, 2025

IM

Full form: Intellectual Masturbation.

Used when someone over-intellectualises mundane stuff.

He ruined the entire night by IMing over the poker game.
I hate meetings with creative agencies, they do so much IM!

by dsafjiivbjin July 15, 2021

im fine

something you say when your not fine

person1:hey you just got shot u good?

person:2:im fine

by not technoblade January 21, 2021

Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

im cooked

Being done with something,something bieng too much and your done with it.

My girlfriend says hes just a friend (im cooked).

by Sa4h4r4 March 20, 2024

Ime

Ime stands for In my experience.

Person 1 is texting Person 2

"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or

Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"

Person 2: "Not ime."

by THELIZARDKING907 December 18, 2023