im a dickhead

when do something stupid people will call a dickhead

im a dickhead

by what do u want January 6, 2024

Im Cooked

What is said after using two swipes with the elbow to break a school Chromebook.

Person 1: Gotta do it like this.
*pow* *boom*
Person 1: IM COOKED!
Person 2: He actually broke it!
Person 3: Bravo! Bravo!

by nmsderp April 25, 2025

im gonna frog

this applies to when you’re sucking a cock and the person cums and the cum goes deep down your throat and you start retching

oh god i think im gonna frog

by sn41lz February 3, 2021

im an army but-

"im an army but-" is an iconic phrase used by stans who are going to throw bts or the army fandom under the bus, or are pick mes who want to be accepted by other stans

Person A: Did you know *this person* did *blahblahblah*

Person B: They did? Im an army but-

by joonlvrs November 4, 2021

im cut ladies

a phrase used by the southern hostess at your local applebees when she's about to leave your entire section dirty and go home for the day without a care in the world

annette: "im cut ladies."
kendall: "time to go clean table 25 i guess."

by jamietinklepuss October 19, 2025

Help im dieing inside

This is what you say when you have reached a terrible state of depression. Also what i am rn lol.

SEND HELP THE FBI ARE LOOKING FOR ME

Dave : Help im dieing inside
Mother : Why should i care
Dave : WAAAAAAAAA

by Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh December 14, 2023

HI IM ENZO

L otr loser, has bad lag switch, is bad at rdo.

HI IM ENZO should be banned.

I hate HI IM ENZO

by balabahaha July 20, 2022