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Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert
Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.
by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010
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Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.
The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.
by The Original Agahnim December 4, 2021
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Canada's History

"Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of performing Canada's History.
by Gregg Brown February 6, 2010
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African History Month

African History Month Is an Annual Celebration Of The Achievements Of People Of African Descent And Recognition Of The Enormous Contributions Africa Has Made To The World’s Civilizations

Date: 1st March 2021 – 31st Mar 2021
Significance: African History Month unifies, celebrates Africans in Africa and people of African descent all over the world.
African History Month will rewrite the history of Africa.
by AfricaRepublic March 9, 2021
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Canada's History

Putting everything in there... I mean everything.

A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.
Hey do you want to sit next to me?

Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.
by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
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