Canada's History

Putting everything in there... I mean everything.

A sex act in which all partners present put everything they can find in any open orifice.

Hey do you want to sit next to me?

Nah, I'll stand. I can't sit because of some crazy Canada's History that went down last night.

by nycollegeboy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

To recieve a blowjob with maple syrup spread on your dick while eating out a moose' pussy (or asshole) and watching the Stanley Cup.

I pulled a Canada's History yesterday with my girlfriend and this moose. It was amazing.

by Strumeister February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length

Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night

by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010

History Bomb

Deleting any history of dirty things on your computer

Porn
Omegle
Urban Dictionary

Guy #1 Dude thank god I history bombed my computer before my mom walked in to check it thank god.

Guy #2 Ya my mom would have beet me.

by SecretCPU May 13, 2011

History

It's a form of writing Word :"his story".

History was long and complicated but everyone get what they deserv.

by GRUBCIOHH March 13, 2023

Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man

dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face

by ratrick poony February 5, 2010

Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.

"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."

by hesusismighty February 4, 2010