Nigerian Ham

Simply put, watermelon. I don't think it needs further explanation. Pretty obvious

That Nate sat down for a feast of Nigerian ham

by Mateo1217 July 19, 2009

brown eggs and ham

when a man bends over spreads his ass cheeks lets a little turd out of his anus so your butt looks like an egg and his man peices are the ham - this is a waiting game from the movie waiting -worth ten kicks in the ass

bob showed jon the brown eggs and ham ,and jon threw up and got kicked in the ass

by one ball May 24, 2009

like a hobo on a ham sandwich

to be thoroughly motivated to do something, or to do something as eagerly as a hobo would be to see a free ham sandwich

Lucas jumped in that pussy like a hobo on a ham sandwich.

by DanTheMAn_5643 November 11, 2010

Den Ham

A small town in Twente in The Netherlands. Also called "Goddelozen 'N Ham", which means "Godless Den Ham" . It was named that way because many smugglers and lowlifes passed through and lived in Den Ham centuries ago.

Today Den Ham has three churches, which is sufficient for the 6000 inhabitants. So you could almost say that Den Ham is Godly nowadays, but our heritage is celebrated still every weekend in the pubs that outnumber the churches.

Henk: Woar èns in Den Ham goaj vanoamd hen zoepm dan Gajt? (Where are you going to drink beer tonight?)
Gajt: Och, dat maakt mie niet uut jah, da week morn toch niks meer van. (Oh, i dont care, tommorow i wont remember it anyway)

by Tsrohor October 3, 2013

Frozen Ham

The Act of a man carving out a penis from a Honey Glazed ham and then makeing your girl freind eat it.

Hey Alice, would you like to try my frozen ham.

by Ichirou March 21, 2009

slaming the ham

What men do when alone, bored and turned on. Pictures of lushous, half naked women are used often. Movies and webcams are popular visual stimulous prior to the slaming of the little ham.

1) I totally caught my Boyfriend slaming the ham last night.
2) Girl 1: Why is the Aloe Vera in the shower?
Guy 1: Umm...... I was slamming the ham this morning before work.
Girl 1: EWWWWW.....I can never use that Aloe again!!!

by Ravenjinn April 25, 2008

lady ham

Vagina.

I could spend all day eating her lady ham!

by Screamapillar June 23, 2003