Day goat

Day goats run through fields, grazing, stretching and enjoying life in the light of day; as opposed to Night goats that have a more difficult time doing things that Day goats accomplish with ease. Applied in a more broad sense, a Day goat is anyone who pretentiously or obliviously enjoys a freedom that they take for granted.

The French are from France, the Germans from Germany, Canadians of course are form Canada... Those from the Netherlands are called Dutch, what Day-goats!

Aafke: I speak 5 languages so finding work is pretty easy.

Chris: Wowsers, that's must be nice.

Aafke: Yea, we Dutch go to University free of charge so it really helps out the youth of our country.

Chris: Day goat

Aafke: What?

Chris: Nothing.

by Oilcan Boogs November 23, 2009

The Goat

When a man/Woman eats a woman out in a manner resembling a goat then head butts her vagina.

Tommy gave Chelsea The Goat and after being head butt, Chelsea asked why he did so. Tommy replied with “That’s part of The Goat baby”

by Miniggodd March 25, 2020

Goat Breath (GB)

The horrible stench that comes from the rotted mouth of Stupid Face. It is similar to the smell of rancid goat feces or spoiled goat cheese. In small circles, it is also referred to simply as GB.

Stupid Face walked in here the other day, and she had the worst Goat Breath (GB) I've ever smelt and it made me puke. She must have spent half her day servicing a billy goat to achieve that stench. God I hate Stupid Face.

by Nesta181 October 20, 2008

Cellular Goat Stomp

The act of making a Chickenhead chew all the grass in your lawn to equal length as an alternative to actually mowing it yourself. Usually some incentive is needed, hence the Stomp.

Liv Tyler: Dad, what's that girl doing outside?
Steven Tyler: The mower's broken.
Liv Tyler: So...?
Steven Tyler: I pulled a little Cellular Goat Stomp, so we don't really need it, haha!
Liv Tyler: I have no father.

by SadCoincidence September 29, 2006

Goatee

A beard.

You:"What's a goatee?"
Brittany:"It's, like, a beard thing.. that hangs down"

by supaninjaaa November 17, 2009

goates

Goates, the accurate spelling of Goats and any argument you have is invalid. Therefore you are the dumbarse.

Have you seen my Goates , they are missing and took my shoes.

by kindofpop May 26, 2014

Goat Boy

A pseudonym used by a wonderful and deeply funny man who doesn't realise his qualities.

Hey Goat boy!

by number 1 fan June 11, 2006