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Jess Garland

A word used when a midget is having sex with an Asian.Name comes after the biggest prick to set foot on this earth,also plays runescape and roblox In her spare time cus she’s a sad introvert cunt
Connor xxxx: omg I had such a good Jess garland last night!

Jack ❤️❤️❤️❤️: my Asian bastard asked if I wanted to do the Jess garland what do I do??
by GordonraMSAAAAAY February 16, 2018
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A Grand Yoke

He's a grand yoke
by irishTayto June 27, 2018
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Ur grand-daddy a fatty

Combined effects of; ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Final verdict; when decreed or messaged on Xbox live, God instantly implodes and Armageddon rains down apon Earth.
Matt: “Ur mom gay
Chang: “ no u”
Matt: “ur dad lesbian
Chang: *sheds a tear
Matt: “ur granny tranny
Chang: “I didn’t want to do this, but you leave me with no choice”
Chang: *Angelic chanting* “Ur grand-daddy a fatty”
* God explodes, demonic screeching ensues, meteors rain down*
Matt: “But I’m Bhuddist”
*Bhudda explodes, casing the moon to gravitate towards Earth*
by NobleBCCCXII May 11, 2018
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ur grandad braindead

Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.
You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*
by realBuggy March 18, 2018
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Ur Grandad Trandad

Ur grandad is know to be the deadliest word to ever exist. It says that the Nazis channels it energy to kill the Jews

*WARNING* don’t use this word at a human besides a Ginger since they don’t have souls.
Jews:Hey Hitler

Hitler: Jews Ur Grandad Trandad

Jews: dead
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The Grand Opening

Scissoring technique that only works on virgins.
It’s time for The Grand Opening baby~

You ready for The Grand Opening, baby?
by Gvcd May 16, 2018
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The Garland

The best dance ever. Wave both your hands up and down at a time as your moving left and right!
Dang! Look at that bearded man doing that sexy garland dance! I can’t wait for fortnite to add the garland!
by Bejensnwmem July 8, 2018
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