When a group of people are singing a song and the waiter changes the cd, "That guy just changed the music! What a douche-waggle!"
by Wilbur Nether Jr. April 3, 2009
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Instead of a douche-bag, a douche-to-go-bag is the equivalent of a food douche, a man who feels the need to criticize your food choices, act as a food connoisseur, and claim to know the best places, therefore making him a huge snotty douche.
by somefunnypersonwhomakesdefinit September 3, 2009
Get the douche-to-go-bag mug.used as an acknowledgment during a discussion when a good or clever point made, usually in an extremely asshole-ish manner. and usually the expense of the person to which to comment is directed
-"no I don't want to eat at that restaraunt, it has a funky fish smell"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"
-"yea well, it's no worse than your girl's pootang"
-"ahhh, douché"
by Kyndness February 5, 2010
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douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
Noun
a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.
douche: a word to describe an individual who has shown themself to be very brainless in one way or another, thus comparing them to the cleansing product for vaginas.
touché: A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
Noun
a comeback when a verbal joust is ended and not in your favor. in turn calling the other person a douche and acknowledging/congratulating them in a well constructed insult, or can't think of any other comeback.
White: Yeah you will take your chances.
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.
Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...
Peter: I know. I just said that.
White: I know you just said that.
Peter: Okay, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
White: Well I'm not sure where you're going with this.
Peter: That's what I said.
White: That's what I'm saying to you.
Peter: All right.
White: Douché.
Person #1: I didn't get any sleep last night.
Person #2: Did my raucous night with your mom keep you up?
Person #1: (too tired to think of a good comeback) Douché...
by blackchair March 18, 2010
Get the douché mug.1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?
He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.
Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.
That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.
Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010
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