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desktop hoarder 

Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.
ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?
desktop hoarder by saywat? August 7, 2010
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Desk Anchor 

When a gentleman becomes aroused at his office desk and is not able to get up without causing offense or embarrassment.
office telephone conversation with your girlfriend "I was thinking about last night, now totally desk anchored and can't get to my meeting"
Desk Anchor by _yellowGoldfish August 25, 2010
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destinasian 

a place in the world where many asian tourists are attracted to, and are known to visit.
Example #1:
'Hey man, have you been to the Eiffel Tower yet?'

'Not yet dude, but I heard it's a huge destinasian!'

Example #2:
'Woah, look at that picture of the Great Wall of China!'

'Oh please, such a destinasian in Asia!
destinasian by prettydangawesome. October 27, 2010

destinasian 

A tourist attraction / place in the world where many people are known to go, specifically those from Asia.
Naw man, but I heard it's quite the destinasian!
destinasian by prettydangawesome October 27, 2010

Descendinebria 

Sheena, if you don't take off your high-heels, you will descendinebria.
Descendinebria by Dragonfly Smile September 10, 2011

Desperation Goggles 

When you are so desperate you begin to find attractive someone you ordinarily would not. Much like beer goggles, but sober and more pathetic. Usually affects those on the rebound.
I just realized the guy I hooked up with looks like a moth. I must've had desperation goggles.
Desperation Goggles by moonbaby September 30, 2012
destim (root words destimulation )(DEEE stim) - verb

to destim or destimulate.

this is when you or someone needs to calm and turn off the tv or all the external stimuli that cause aggravation or over hypersensitivity, or over stimulation.

it's most often used in issues regarding ptsd, and people with anxiety disorders, and depression, and anger issues.

destim can also be as a descriptive term

examples are a destim room,

or a destim suit (often with(or without) ear plugs and a hood, and sometimes mittens booties, used to restrict movement and calm the body and mind.)
when you go home i want you to destimulate yourself turn off the tv and go relax crawl into a hot bubble bath or something i know things were rough on you today.

i had to crawl into my destim suit after such a rotten day everything was on my nerves.

bobby had the tv the radio the scanner the computer and radio on. after ten minutes with them i had to go to my room and destim.

After hearing the gun shots and ambulances across the street at wallchart on Black Friday i had to crawl into my sleeper sack to destim or i would have had a full blown ptsd moment.

i had to destim after watching the horror movie it scared me to much.

it's destim time for you alley you are getting to excited and wound up, and are going to have an episode
destim by Al3y December 7, 2013