Crumper

A person of crumps people or acts like a crumper

Wow, Josh is such a crumper

Hayden is being crumper

Jesse crumped Brooke Kempston in the crump

Mat crumps babes

by Martin1010101010101 November 15, 2011

crump

Two words combined:

Grumpy + Cranky.

1. (After being lambasted by one's teacher for something relatively inconsequential), she says to her friend, "God, what a crump!"

by lastcrazyhorn May 10, 2008

Crump

The cum covered shit a person will take after someone ejaculates in their ass during anal sex.

Adam: Hey man, where's your girl?

Pete: She's in the bathroom taking a crump. We tried anal last night.

by Bahaha MT January 28, 2012

Crumb Shot

The act of eating the crumbs out of the bottom of a container, bag or package (i.e. Doritos, cookies, ect).

"Don't throw that bag out yet! You know it's not finished till I've taken a crumb shot to the mouth!"

by Spud31 September 29, 2011

Crumblin'

(V.) The act of being unreliable

(First popularized by Kyle and Kat on a facetime call)

"Bruh! She told me she was tryna chill and she skipped out at the last minute! That bitch slick crumblin'!"

by Dr Cupkizzle January 28, 2015

Crumbing

Picking up the "scraps" at the bar. Bottom of the barrel girls at the end of the night. Straight up uggos

Hey what's are you doing tonight? Oh I'm going out late and I'm crumbing!

by Bigsquirtnort August 29, 2017

Crumb bum

The lowest level of a bum ( vagabond).

I wasn't going to put her out, but it became very apparent that Aaliyah was a CRUMB BUM

by Nicole prescott May 1, 2019