Condom

Something my parents made the mistake of not using

Your parents should have used the condom

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 December 22, 2020

Condom

The most unreliable contraceptive known to the human race. I mean, what the fuck. Also, some men don't like wearing them because 'it doesn't feel as good'. It shouldn't just be up to the woman to stop pregnancies.

Man: Hey, d'you wanna have sex?
Woman: Ok, but make sure to wear a condom.
Man: Nooooo. It doesn't feel good.
Woman: Shut the fuck up and wear a condom you big baby.

by thatgaybitchbeckie November 16, 2020

Condom

What your parents forgot to use

"I was born because my parents forgot to use a condom

by Ihatefortnite901 January 1, 2021

condom nectar

Condom nectar is what occurs when a male, following intercourse, removes the vessel of birth control off of his member and feeds it to his partner, similar to slurping up a melted freezy.

"bro, jessica took my condom nectar like a champ."
"damn chad, i wish i could find myself a girl to appreciate my condom nectar."

by villy manilly January 2, 2021

concordian

The bitches that took too much shit for too long during the pandemic of 2021

Oh shit, watch out here come the Concordians ! They don’t put up with shit anymore!

by MoMoT13 January 10, 2021

Condom

A nice clear balloon. Blows up very big, and you can use it as a good football. At least that's what we did when we found them at school.

*Teacher sees us using a blown-up condom as a football*
*Facepalms after realizing it was his*

by LBSi UK (YouTube) January 28, 2021

CoGo

Verb: To gather together to do good for our people and the planet

Let's go change the world together, let's CoGo!

by connectinggood February 3, 2021