Midnight Cilantro

Another name for intercourse

"Would you like some midnight Cilantro tonight"

"She and I midght cilantroed the other day"

by JulietanDictionary March 16, 2025

Faustian Cilantro

An euphemism used to describe marijuana. Specifically, a kind of marijuana that detaches you from the outside world and feelings that AREN'T happiness or overall satisfaction. This is a kind of weed that will make you dissociate from everything around you, turning you into a LITERAL couch potato as you metamorph into the absolute greatest vibe in the room for the next twelve hours. However, as you do, it's most likely that your ass is going to be fried harder than the cheap, $5 pizza that some drunk guy in the other room tried to fry. With some firewood, butter and vegetable oil on a stove, no less.

The name is in reference to the German legendary figure "Faust", who had struck a deal with the devil to trade off his soul and virtue in exchange for a plethora of worldly pleasures. In the not-as-nerdy voice, it basically references a guy who sold his soul to the Devil for some P-J. That's a deal I can get behind, me personally.

1: " This Faustian Cilantro hittin' like Joe DiMaggio in the batter's box. "
2: " Dude, you're not even fucking baked. Shut up. "
1: " Well, who IS? "
2: " Jacob over there is absolutely SMASHED off of it. See how he's sitting? "
1: " . . . shiiiit. You're right. "

by Reincarnation of Mayor West March 19, 2025

Dirty clanker

Derogatory name for a older droid; typically used by newer droids.

"this is how you cut a droid cake"
"Shut your dirty clanker ass up"

by seththesavagekid July 11, 2025

The Clancy Kiss

The Clancy Kiss begins when the man initiates himself into selfie facial position whilst masturbating alone with the sole intent of ejaculating into his own mouth, swallowing then moving on with life ..but at the master stroke with his cum filling his mouth he is Rudely interrupted by his sister who promptly sits on his face and gets eaten out by his cum glazed tongue impregnating her, now known as the Kiss of Life and they call their child Clancy.

Hey Bob....why are you so happy today? Trevour...mate....guess what...i gave my Sis the Clancy Kiss! What's wrong sis...tell your brother....Do You Fancy a Clancy? OMG i thought you'd never ask!

by pooheadjobs August 21, 2025

Get Clanked

When you file a ticket in customer support and you get the obvious AI assistant rigmarole of solutions that have never helped anyone.

Person 1: Dude, I just emailed Discord customer support about an issue I am having.
Person 2: Oh? And how did that go?
Person 1: I got a bunch of automated responses.
Person 2: Get clanked!

by TheMadShahaz August 21, 2025

Pedophile Clan

A group of phone hacking and identity theiving pedophiles that was formed in Canada through the hacking and embezzlement of popular and prominent streamers

Did you see how the pedophile clan is still hacking dragons phone till today? these clowns literally fund sex with children off these kinds of hacking based attacks

by TheAnalBeadUser August 24, 2025

Pedophile Clan

A group of child molesting hackers within Canada that can seen censoring content creators and streamers by dumping money into gold and socially engineering institutions into censoring them, these child molesting hackers can be seen in hundreds of videos on youtube across numerous channels, these child molesting hackers that have been embezzling funds out of the Canadian dollar for the gold backed ruble have still not been charged to date

I heard about the Liberal Hivemind getting targetted by the pedophile clan, they literally wont play 2 videos of his in a row, its unfortunate that Canada has been seen defending these child molesting losers hacking people

by TheAnalBeadUser August 27, 2025