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Chad

a term with several definitions, the most current is a replacement term for jock.however it previously was used to describe the perineum region between the scrotum and anus.
nerd 1: hey dude how was the party?
nerd 2: it was fun till a group of chads showed up.
nerd 1: oh god, what did they do.
nerd 2: oh nothing drastic, but i was talking to this cute girl who is a engineering major. well before a chad came over. after that i didnt have to much luck with her, she was all over him.
nerd 1: well was he at least a good guy?
nerd 2: nah the guy was a shithead i dont even know how he got into this school.
nerd 1: so a fuckboy and a chad? damn dude bad luck.
nerd 2: no need to remind me, anyways wanna come play some dnd
nerd 1: sure man, just dont kill my character this time.
chad: hey did i hear yall say dungeons and dragons?
nerd 2: yeah, so sorry, we are big nerds.
chad: what do you mean? dnd is awesome, can i play with yall.
nerd 2: *whispers* guess he isnt a typical chad after all
nerd 1: sure you can
chad: alright sweet imma bring my girlfriend shes an engineering major.
cute girl from the party: oh hey werent you at the party?
nerd 2: yeah
nerd 1: *whispers* hehe looks like he stole your girl
nerd 2: *whispers* shut up asshole
cute girl: what was that?
nerd 2: OH! uhhhh nothing.
chad: well what are we waiting for lets go play!
by cjd5453 May 4, 2020
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Clam Choader

Clam and choad soup, contains various choads and clams.
Billie was hungry so he asked his mom to make Clam Choader.
by Dr. Feltersnatch September 2, 2006
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Chade

An ingrown penis. Not inside out but it curves extremely sharply around back into the body.
Yeah well at least I CAN jerk off because I don't have a chade unlike you.
by DrmoTroniczZ June 9, 2015
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Virgin Chad

A paradox, as a Virgin will never be a Chad, and a Chad will destroy any Virgin near him.
A Virgin Chad would implode in on itself
"He's such a Virgin Chad"
"Becky, you dumb bitch, that's literally impossible! Go read a fucking book"
by ChicNoodles October 22, 2019
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Chad

That guy who thinks hes way better than you usually has a juul a lettuce hairstyle an Iphone and airpods.
Jesus dude Phillip is so fucking annoying
Yeah I know he being a fuckin Chad
by Lord_Headass March 29, 2019
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Choadville

A place were choads dwell, Or it may just be a hangout.
"Hey, Look over there at all of those CHOADS." One man says to the other. Yep, Thats good old CHOADVILLE." Says the other man.
by Drew June 9, 2004
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choadface

someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface
Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.

Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.
by Yourmotherbuyingmeavideogame November 18, 2010
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